Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ wit

• Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
• Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A: The hooker quits when you’re dead.
• It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

Charles Dickens

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