Lawyers Wit

Lawyers Wit

• Q: In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot?
A: Use all three bullets on the lawyer.
• Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They’re remembered by the arts.

Eli Broad

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